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Click Here For The Wolf Shirt (Now With Secret Sexual Powers!)

Read the reviews, you’ll lol.   Here’s a couple of my favorites:


“I close multi million dollar insurance deals when i wear my wolf shirt to the boardroom. one look at me and my clients can tell that i have a level of class and sophistication they have not seen since walker texas ranger was cancelled. Thank you wolf shirt.”

“I go around every day ripping unsuspecting losers’ weiners off. One time I tried to snatch this one dudes weiner, but he was wearing a Wolf shirt. Long story short, I had 3rd degree burns, my penis imploded into a vagina, and i am now a quadrapalegic. Behold the powers of the wolf shirt”

“Since owning the wolf shirt, my cock grew by 3″. Now my girl can’t get enough of my 4″ manhood. Cheers to the wolf.”